Textican Standoff
this is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.
bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?
bystander two:
yes, each of them is poised to hit send…but…well, you know…
bystander one:
sí, sí. they’ve got themselves a textican standoff.
when two people who hook up text back and forth trying to get the other person to invite them over.
me and my f-ck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.
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