texticular homicide
murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle
hrmm… phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car… yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! put the phone down mam’ and get out of the car. i said put the phone down! now!!! …yes god dammit…now!
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