textie-bestie
when someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.
textie-bestie’s regular friend: h-llo?
textie-bestie: wait just a minute i’m texting…
textie bestie’s regular friend: alright then…
textie-bestie’s regular friend 2: she must have a textie-bestie.
textie-bestie’s regular friend: you got that right.
textie-bestie: sorry i just had to tell my friend something,
textie-besties 1 and 2: yes, we know.
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