textile
n. a non-nudist.
adj. of or relating to non-nudists.
“naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code.”
common name for the clothing ‘locked’! i.e.-those who could not, and/or would not; ever ‘bare their treasures’ on the nude beach!!
he/she terrified of bare skin!!
the textiles were horrified! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that terrified!! those on the textile beach!!
as in unable to text due to social circ-mstance or event.
texting:
eric:my new standard right hand drive seriously impedes me from texting while driving.
jennifer: honey, that vehicle has you in textile!
eric: yeah, i guess it’s safer though.
textile is the combination of texting and hostile. so when someone is texting you and they are being intimidating, malice, antagonistic, or in offensive nature they are being textile.
guy 1: my gal wont stop sending me these intimidating texts. she keeps telling me i’m not allowed to hang out with my friends instead of her.
guy 2: man, you cant be with her 24/7. tell her to stop being so textile with you.
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