texting turrets
random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.
he brings out my texting turrets.
the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few gl-sses of wine. this condition leads to texting the president of the pta/preacher/grandmother things like “that c-ke wh-r- -ss-pounder” or ” crazy motherf-cker is trying to see my beaver” and “p-ssy–ss-d-ld–sucker”. generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. a person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for tfln
cougar 1 “last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets”
cougar 2 “wtf?”
cougar 1 ” i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway”
cougar 2 “omg – did he?”
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