textjected
to reject via text message
“she told me she has to babysit her little brother.”
“no homie, she just textjected you.”
“aw sh-t.”
when you dont get a reply to your texts for over 1 hour yet other people text you and get up your hopes, you then read the text and find out its not from the person you want it to be.
-bleeep-
‘ooh yes finally a reply’
-reads the text-
‘ oh its you… textjected’
“text rejected”
when you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/s-xt and the person you’re texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.
usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying “yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg.”
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh f-ck! big bertha just sent me a s-xt!
guy2: big bertha? oh sh-t, what are you gonna do?
guy1: im gonna text-ject her… wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.
—–
big bertha: d-mn, i totally got text-jected!
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