textjob


the act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches s-xual climax. has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly.
jim: man, dave was really p-ssed after i banged his wife. he wouldn’t stop texting me, so i threw my phone in my pocket and he gave me a textjob!

todd: nice dude! now dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!

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