textosaurus
one who refuses to actually make a phone call and will text you from dusk til dawn at such an alarming speed, while actually sayin very little.
can also be used to describe the short arm position texters use similar to a t rex, keeping the phone close enough to read.
(1000) texts later ….
man your a textosaurus today
lol
my arms are gonna be stuck in
textosuarus postion ima holla later
lol
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