textperate
one’s undying desire to be texted, all the time, anywhere, and by anyone. this desire is so strong, the person is considered to be desperate for texts.
person 1: every one of his fb statuses ends in “…text?”
person 2: i know. it’s so annoying.
person 1: he’s definitely textperate.
person 2: tru dat.
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