textplode
the breaking point at which you realise you and your new pal look likely to never step outside the domain of safe-text, into the reality of one to one actual talking.
“we send each other so many texts, if we don’t actually meet in person again soon i’m going to textplode”
verb
textploded | textploding
the act of over text messaging or blowing up someone’s phone with text messages and/or multimedia messages.
or
when you are trying to do something on your phone but can’t because you keep receiving text messages.
“you must have left an impression on him because he has been textploding your phone ever since you met him.”
or
“she textploded my phone while i was watching a video & now its frozen.”
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