textticulitis
a speech impediment that only manifests in texts or other communication done on a mobile device. many variances include textt-tis (or a swelling of the textes); textdorhea (sloppy, foul texts), and text-ticular cancer, which is when it meth-tastesizes to other forms of written communication. aversion therapy is usually the only thing that can be used to treat this disease.
did you see what the trump tweeted today? i swear, our commander-in-chief must have textticulitis, or maybe he is just discontimental, or has bad manual textdarity.
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