textual abuse
when you recieve a dirty text message meant for someone else or from someone you dont want one from.
ah man lenny was givin me textual abuse last night, i hate that cracka.
when an overly aggressive potential partner you only met once won’t stop text messaging you
that kid just blew me up again! i never should have gave that textual abuser my number!!!
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