Textual Assualt
when you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them s-xual and inappropriate. usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
i committed textual -ssualt on my friend last night. sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
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