Textual Eruption
a loosely based pun on snoop’s song, “s-xual eruption”
when the person you’re texting wont stfu
aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!
mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)
aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just … (etc)
mike: cool..
aaron (6 hours later): … and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)
mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?
..and so on.
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