TF2
(aka hat simulator)
the best hat simulator and money waster of all time by valve that’s developers decided needed to have a 9-cl-ss team based minigame on the side in it.
joe: did you play tf2 last night?
tyrone: yeah i got me a bud!
joe: wow!
tyrone: ikr!
joe: wait, what’s a bud?
tyrone: -facepalm-
sequal to the pc hit multiplayer t-tle team fortress cl-ss by valve. oringally slated for release in 2001, finally released on october 10, 2007 in the orange box along with half-life 2 episode 2 and portal.
guy 1: ” dude, i’m so f-cking tired.”
guy 2: “what the h-ll were you doing all night?”
guy 1: “i was pwnin b-tch -ss pyros in tf2”
guy 2: “……..”
the worlds most advanced hat simulator. key features include crafting and unlocking new hats and bald caps to suit your fancy.
guy 1: wow i just got this great machine gun in modern warfare.
guy 2: yah, well i have 256 hats in tf2. including 12 bald caps and one afro.
too full to f@ck
guy: that mexican food was delicious
girl: yeah but i ate a ton
guy:wanna have s-x
girl: sorry i am tf2
team fortress 2, sequel of team fortress cl-ssic, release date: 2001 6april.
haha, im gonna kiss your b-tt when tf2 releases
subst-tution for “never going to happen.”
reference to “team fortress 2,” a game originally slated for release in 2001. as of 2004, the game still has not been released, and its site has not been updated.
(1)d00d: omfg we r gonna pwn u at teh match
(2)d00d: tf2 b-tch
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