TFBNDY

stands for totally f-cked but not dead yet.

acronym used on a hospital patent’s chart to indicate discretely the the patients prognosis.
junior nurse – “what is this acronym “tfbndy” written on john doe’s chart?”
junior nurse – ” i have checked in the medical dictionary and i can’t find anything”
head nurse – ” ah yes. no you wont find that in a normal medical dictionary”
head nurse – ” it indicates a patents prognosis”
head nurse – ” a poor prognosis”
head nurse – ” it stands for totally f-cked but not dead yet”
junior nurse – ” oh i see…”
junior nurse – -looks over to ‘john doe-
junior nurse – “hmmm that totally makes sense. -nods-”
head nurse – ” don’t you have other patients to see to?!”
junior nurse – -nods-
junior nurse – -skips off, humming, to tend to the next patient-

head nurse – -shakes head-