tfc
thanks for clarifying
ed: hey, why didn’t you come to my party this weekend?
sadie: i told you–i was on the science field trip. didn’t you see the pic i posted on instagram??
ed: i saw it, but you weren’t in it!
sadie: because i took the picture, genius.
ed: ohhhhh sorry, tfc!
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