TGIFA
thank g-d i’m f-cking awesome. an egotistical variation on “tgif” – thank g-d it’s friday
i just scored a 3-day weekend. tgifa!
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- to cupcake
the act of doing small gestures to gain someone’s affection. can also be used to describe the pre-relationship stage you are in with someone. the cupcake batter is being mixed, almost ready for the oven! all of the boys are trying to cupcake with me!
- to be a turtle
to be so upset or containing similar emotional distress that one avoids social contact and “hides in one’s sh-ll.” isaac was so upset after his girlfriend dumped him that he decided to be a turtle for the night until he felt a little better.
- toe toe toe your boat
when a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. he then proceeds to say “c-mmin in yer toes” in a monotone voice very rapidly until he -j-c-l-t-s on […]
- Toledo Shower Cap
when, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner’s hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a “cap” of poo. “you’re so pretty” harry gushed, caressing janice’s hair. little did janice know harry was really giving her a toledo shower cap.
- tongue jab
it’s a form of jab performed into a v-g-n- or dirt box using your tongue “i tongue jabbed that b-tches p-ssy”