TGPWS
stands for things gwyneth paltrow would say. a way of mocking gwyneth paltrow, who is known for being somewhat “holier-than-thou” and seems to love showing the world that her life is, in fact, better than everyone else’s.
you may also see the twitter hashtag #tgpws.
-“come join me on the deck – it was handmade by buddhist monks from alsatian tree branches! i was just about to enjoy a snack of organic, locally-sourced quail eggs before a three-hour yoga session.”
-“that is such a tgpws.”
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- thaify
1. to make thai in form, style, or character. 2. to absorb or -ssimilate into thai culture. 3. to bring under thai influence or control. 4. to become thai, as in spirit. oh my g-d! jimmy has been thaified by his thai lady. he is even now planning on thaifying his name!
- thammer
something a yonner grandad says when hes working on his shed and needs a hammer. the need to conjoin the + hammer and the + house go an get thammer from’th ‘ouse
- thanatagog
thanatagog or thanatagogue (greek thanatos, death + greek agein, to lead; cf. pedagog, demagog, mystagog) – one who prepares old or terminally ill people for dying. he is a thanatagog by vocation and occupation. he works at a hospice.
- That is on time.
instead of saying, “that is cool”, or saying, “that is tight”, say, “that is on time.” that is on time. that is cool. that is tight.
- that one nigger
that one n-gg-r who sits next to you in school computer cl-ss and says “n-gg-” to you all the time. hey, you know that one n-gg-r that sits next to me in computer cl-ss? yep.