Tgwdhpt
thank g-d whales don’t have pink teeth
-waiting in library text book line”
-what does it mean?”
-“ummmmmmmmmmm.. tgwdhpt…..thank god whales don’t have pink teeth?”
-hi dina! -has pink whale on shirt- “omg a pink whale!”
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