thai food

typical foods, beverages, and cooking styles common to the country of thailand. some of the greatest and most healthy dishes are thai.
“hey what should we order for dinner”
“freeking thai food, dude!”
an extremely delicious section of the culinary world that should approched with caution and farewarning that one after eating thai food, should eat icecream to ease the pain felt thirty mintues post thai-food consumption
jojo: hey mike lets get some thai-food
mike: okay jo!
thirty minutes later
jojo to mike via cell phone: hey mike?
mike: yeah?
jojo: i should have eaten icecream..
mike: why?
because it burns…it burns very badly…
if you love a combination of spicy, sour, sweet, salty and bitter then you might love thai food.

if you have acid reflux, many food allergies (especially peanuts, coconut and fish), think louisiana hot sauce is the hottest thing on earth, aren’t the gastronomically adventurous type and are sensitive to strong smells and flavors, you will probably not like thai food.

most common ingredients in thai food: peanuts or peanut sauce, fish sauce (smells awful when cooking but tastes great and the smell does not remain that strong when done), lemongr-ss, coconut milk, bird’s eye chili, cuc-mbers, lemons, curries, garlic, jasmine rice and apple banana (it’s a special type of banana).

try it. you might become addicted.
good thai food experience: “dude, i had some tom ka gai and i don’t want to eat anything else for the rest of my life.”

bad thai food experience: “oh yeah? well my -ss as a ring indented on it from sitting on the toilet for hours. worst case of the sh-ts ever.”

(most likely thai won’t give you the sh-ts, so fear not!)
a fun code name for s-x. usually for fun hot s-xy s-x, seeing as thai food is usually spicy and hot, and generally very good
– i’m totally craving some thai food tonight…

– are you having thai food soon?
– h-ll yes
some spicy sh-t. nuff said
some spicy as h-ll food imported diwprectly from thailand that goes right through you and gives you a bad case of diarrhea. that is thai food.
1.generally what a gay fellow called nadeem buys c-milla when she beats his -rs- at tennis.

also look at nadeem and tennis fail

2. nice food often eaten off their lovers stomach just before they f–k all night

3. a form of punishment when one person -cough- c-milla -cough- puts steamy hot food up the other persons -cough- nadeem -cough- v-g-n- or mangina
c-milla : i want thai food

nadeem : oh u minx, just let me take off my clothes

c-milla : don’t bother u fat tart