thai orchid
a s-xual position popularized by thai prost-tutes in the 1980s. it requires the ability to contort the body into a pretzel-like shape and reach down to m-ssage the scr-t-m during intercourse.
the position gives an observer the impression of a “blooming orchid” when it is executed properly.
holy sh-t, that girl can do the thai orchid.
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