thai padlock


noun. the act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or b-tt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one’s groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.

2. alex likes having s-x with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.

3. my p-n-s is too short for a thai padlock.

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