Thai surprise


when a “woman” unexpectedly reveals that she is, in fact, a man and has a p-n-s. it is called a thai surprise due to the extra convincing look of thai men posing as women.
i got back to my place with that asian girl from the bar and she gave me the thai surprise, i’m pretty sure her p-n-s was just as big as mine.

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