thalassocratic
a god tier s-xual maneuver condition where intercourse is achieved over a body of water large enough to define a hypothetical state existing at each partner’s terrestrial interface as a thal-ssocracy, which is itself defined as state whose territories are connected primarily by sea. examples of thal-ssocracys include the delian league, the venetian republic, and the british empire.
male 1: so dude…how did the twelfth annual nautically themed s-x move contest go?
male 2: f-ck bro, i would have won with the double magellan i had prepared, but the -sshole before me nailed the same thing perfectly!
male 1: sucks man!
male 2: i know right! instead i tried the thal-ssocratic magellan, but my wh-r–c-nt partner was to far away to get in!
male 1: well…i mean…even mandingo would have a tough time getting across the f-cking stream in my backyard…never mind the straights of gibraltar, which were like…portugals baby step before actually become a maritime power.
male 2: well thats why i stuck to the magellan…if all i had to do was circ-mnavigate 2/3 of her body in c-m then die i thought i could pull it off by targeting her like ankle or something
male 1: wait so if a magellan involves death…it seems that your opponents double magellan wasn’t so ‘perfect’ lol
male 2: theres always next year
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