Thank You Ted, That Was The Joke
a phrase used when a person explains the punchline to a joke. a quip first used in family guy. while cards, peter says that aces “go both way”, prompting ted turner to say “just like a bis-xual!” michael eisner responds with “thank you ted, that was the joke.”
bob: how do you confuse a blond?
james: i don’t know, how?
bob: put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
james: hahah! there isn’t a corner in a circular room!
bob:thank you ted, that was the joke.
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