that awkward moment
some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all
fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to ireland
comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
these specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn’t give a sh-t about. so stop saying it… please.
thing #1: omg leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! leik everything’s $o awkward!!!
dr. seuss: please. shut up.
thing #1: wow!! that awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!
dr. seuss: there’s nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the sh-t out you.
thing #1: …
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