That IT Guy
the counterpart to “that it girl.” he is all you think and know you want and need. he loves and hurts you at the same time. he is gifted in more ways that you can fathom. he is intelligent, musical, artistic, s-xual, and athletic. he makes you laugh till you almost feel high. he says things to you that make you to cry but recovers with things that make you want to melt. you felt instantaneous or undeniable chemistry when you met. the person you have been always waiting for to come into your life like a “wrecking ball” @mylie cyrus.
that it guy met that it girl…omg. the cutest couple ever. the dynamic duo. a terrific team. star crossed lovers.
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