That surprises me.
a phrase borrowed from the movie “dinner for schmucks”. it is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
dude: have you ever lived among alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?
dudette: no!
dude: that surprises me…
a phrase taken from “dinner for smucks”. it should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don’t know well.
hipster: have you lived among alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?
hippet: no!
hipster: that surprises me…
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