That Time of the Two Months
every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it’s, “that time of the month”, for them. it’s main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.
guy 1: f-ck off and leave me alone!!
guy 2: what’s wrong with guy 1?
guy 3: nothing really, it’s that time of the two months for him.
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