That was the dream that I had.
used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. such as revealing an embar-ssing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren’t supposed to know.
person 1: “when i was a kid, i had a uncle who touched me inappropriately.”
person 2: “…….what?”
person 1: “w-well, that was the dream that i had.”
boyfriend: “so i was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-”
girlfriend: “bar? my mother’s funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn’t get off work.”
boyfriend: “………..i mean, that was just the dream that i had.”
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