That’s Gonna To Leave A Mark
1) – another urban dictionary phrase that that covers a lot of meanings defined by its usage.
2) – an observation of realization toward an observed event by an observer, observing an event.
3) – when something you watch someone do that makes you just grimace in sheer shock and/or dismay and makes you think that person did something stupid or is stupid.
1) – you unknowingly hit on your bosses’ wife at the company party …. that’s gonna leave a mark.
2) – you are live on a special jerry springer and you think you are there because you’re told that your girl wants a threesome, and you are all excited about it! … only to find out that she is with her girlfriend and is dumping you on national tv cuz you have a 2 inch p-ck-r!
… that’s gonna leave a mark!
you are with your mom, playing dominoes, helping to entertain her friends – cuz you told her as part of your new years resolution you’d spend more time with her. they all say how sweet it is! and … she starts the game off by telling everyone the story how you p-ssed your bed til you were 16 1/2 and sometimes you sh-t yourself when you get suddenly scared … … still to this day! that’s gonna leave a mark! (no pun intended)
you show up at your court date … stoned off your -ss … that’s gonna leave a mark!
you finally! get that date – you know – with the ever so pop girl …shelby onerbak- in your soph-m-re year – you are about to get a home run and you not only can’t get it up … but it shrinks! that’s gonna leave a mark!
you make a frickin’ lot of money at your work and your boss really enjoys suddenly scaring the sh-t out of you in meetings now and then to get back at you for hitting on his wife at the company party. that’s gonna leave a mark! (pun intended)
when you find out that the girlfriend of your girl that dumped you on jerry spinger on national tv, is your bosses wife from the company party! doh!
– or … you get a bad wound/injury like from a knife or a b-tch slap (both fig. and lit.) lmao!
when joe got hit by traffic when he was crossing the street in the movie “meet joe black” and you yell, “sh-t! that’s gonna to leave a mark!”
what you nonchalauntly say when you see a skateboarders broken cheek bone suddenly shoot thru his flesh after a bad crash … “well … that’s gonna leave a mark”
most of all … is when you think you are being as funny as h-ll, and your word gets denied by the editors of urban dictionary.
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