That’s just her face
when someone looks perpetually angry or b-tchy or insert other negative adjective here, but it’s really just their face. when you meet them later, you realize they are a nice person, but the first impression is that they’ve got a stick up their -ss.
person 1: have you seen josie today? she was mugging me in the hallway.
person 2: aw, no, don’t take it personally. that’s just her face.
james: did you see henry today? he looks so stoned.
timothy: oh, no that’s just his face.
jim: do you know who jenny is?
bob: yeah, she seems like such a b-tch.
jim: oh, well i talked to her today and she actually is really nice. that’s just her face.
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