that’s not a fart


what you say when you think you have to fart, but it’s really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.
-person farts-
-person tries to fart again-
person: that’s not a fart…
-person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny-

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