That’s not a thing


phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either

a.) makes no sense
b.) is not widely known
c.) does not exist
person 1: i heard you were sick, what do you have? chicken pox? measles? armenian bird flu?
person 2: wha-? that’s not a thing

person 1: this new body lotion i have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
person 2: that’s not even a thing

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