That’s-not-even-close-to-Mozart
this is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there’s a very subtle difference. the meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. it is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err i mean word)
“do you like my new shirt?” “… mate, that’s-not-even-close-to-mozart”
“i reckon this cake i made is delicious” “what are you on about? that’s-not-even-close-to-mozart”
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