thats so myspace

when someone is using a technology that’s old and thinks it’s still cool.
i updated my facebook page. did you see my new pics?

thats so mysp-ce, everyone uses google+ now.
a phrase used to comment on someone or something that is at least one of the following:

1) overly-emo
2) seeking too much attention
3) inappropriately hitting on someone via internet
4) exposing more of your life than you should be
5) creating a false illusion of one’s self
6) way too sl-tty than a person would normally be

“thats so mysp-ce” brings back feelings from the days when we were all such horrible mysp-ce wh-r-s. now living in the seemingly more mature world of facebook, we use this phrase to frown on all things mysp-ce since we’re all such better people now and don’t make foolish mistakes like having unprotected s-x with a stranger you’ve been messaging for the past 6 hours with. can also be used when someone is seeking attention by exposing their supposed depression which may or may not be accompanied by suicidal actions/comments. also, “thats so mysp-ce” is used when reminded of the glory days of mysp-ce… the days when the girls were super easy, foolish, and were more than willing to do anything for some guy she has not yet met in person.
via gawd-awful fb chat:
raymond: dude. what’s up with your new pics in your profile pics section? and that strangely vague status message that hints at suicide?
josh: just been feeling a lil down lately… i feel a slight release of the pain inside when i doc-ment these moments with the use of my 16.1 megapixel camera.

raymond: geeeezzzz… thats so mysp-ce!!

josh: i knew you wouldn’t understand. hey, can you can you come over and help me take some awkward angle pix? my arm is getting tired from doing it myself.

raymond: no… and once again, “thats so mysp-ce!”