that’s what he didn’t say
a phrase that signifies that a person’s prior remark could have been interpreted s-xually while also insulting the (female) speaker. means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. if the target of the comment is male, the related saying that’s what she didn’t say should be used.
emily: “omg girl that shirt is totally fab! can i try it on?”
gina: “sure,” (under her breath) “good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog.”
emily: “what did you say?”
gina: “uh…i said i need to go feed the dog.”
(gina pretends to feed the dog while emily gets changed)
emily: “it’s a bit of a tight fit.”
gina: “that’s what he didn’t say!”
emily: “oh no you di’int!”
gina: “b-tch please! you get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho–ss jersey chaser. remember the night when you banged the entire duke lacrosse team? i rest my case.”
emily: “hmm…come to think of it, i really am a fat sl-t.”
gina: “word to your mother.”
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