that’s what she didn’t say
a phrase that signifies that a person’s prior remark could have been interpreted s-xually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. if the target of the comment is female, the related saying that’s what he didn’t say should be used.
tim: “hey man, check out big–ss bag of weed i scored from sampson. let’s blaze this sh-t up.”
dave: “wow, i’ve never seen one that big!”
tim: “that’s what she didn’t say!”
dave: “ah, you got me there. i guess everyone knows i have a 3-inch p-n-s.”
tim: “well, i was just joking, but they do now!”
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