The 13 Day Pothole
this happens when you get paid on friday, and its all gone by that sat-rday at noon, and you have 50 cents to make it till next payday… and you get paid bi weekly…
carl: ” dude…!! you still owe me $40, man..i wish you could just f-n pay me this week, because i hit the 13 day pothole”
hal: ” looks like you’re gunna have to wait… i just bagged a 13 day pothole myself, i owed my loan shark $300″
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