The 50 Percent Rule
the 50 percent rule was first invented in spring 2016 by swiss citizen k.e.
as opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.
it regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.
you and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa sp-ce) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.
a: “hey man, can i take that seat?”
b: “no, sorry!”
a: “why, is there anyone joining you? or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?”
b: “there’s n-body joining me. and now let me do my work!”
a: “well, sir! haven’t you heard of the 50 percent rule!?”
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