The 7 Stages of being High
1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality
2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz
3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth
4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surp-ssed reality
and all of the worlds f-cked up problems
5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.
6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. your p-ssionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place
7th stage- you are high/at the top of the world. you are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. happy.
g1: yo man….how high are you?
g2: dude….im probably at a 4….we should smoke more, i wanna get to a f-cking 7 on the 7 stages of being high chart man…
g1: great idea man….let’s do this
15 min later….
g1: dude…guess what…
g2: what?…man….
g1: i’m at a 7…..
g2: right on…me too bro…happy as can be…:)
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