The Abe Lincoln (Ford’s Theatre Edition)
a derivation of the abe lincoln where a man uses s-m-nal fluid as crazy glue. instead of the man tr-mm-ng his pubic region and placing them onto the female’s p-n-s pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of p-b-s, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion’s face–resembling the face of our late great -ss-ssinated 16th president on april 14, 1865 in ford’s theatre.
mary: you hear jimmy pulled off “the abe lincoln (ford’s theatre edition) yesterday?
mark: yeah, –pulled off– literally…haha…get it? pulled off….you know….kinda like the p-b-s that he –pulled off–…haha
mary: yeah i got it, you didnt have to explain it any further
mark: chode lips!
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