The Abortion Scam
when a female tells a man that she has had unprotected s-x with, that she is pregnant. although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. in a panic, the man quickly gets the money… even if he has to borrow it…..sucker!! she then goes shopping with the money.
here is how ‘the abortion scam’ dialogue goes….
mich-lle: wow amy, how can you afford that prada bag?
amy: i just told todd, joe, mike, and don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later…i bought my bag!!
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