The Abraham Lincoln
the abraham lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. when your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. then you backhand her. if it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. then she wakes up and you have given her the abraham lincoln.
that sl-t patty was licking my d-ck bad so i cold c-cked her and gave her the abraham lincoln.
when your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.
it was wildly coincidental that while susanna was watching a preview for the new lincoln movie i gave her the abraham lincoln.
my girlfriend considers watching out for “the abraham lincoln” a form of homeland security.
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