The Act Of Curdled Milk!
this is when you are out looking for a good time and feel like getting absolutly rat-ssed!
you get half a pint of milk and put it in a gl-ss/bowl or whatever you then enter the following alcoholic drinks!
-archers schnapps
– malibu
-smirnoff vodka
-glens vodka
– barcardi
– and various others that take you’r liking that are over at least 30%
you then add sprite and by this stage the milk should hopefully have curdled!!
you then get a spoon eat out the chuncks of curlded milk before downing the remains!
you should hopefully be fine after this but it could lead to vomiting!
james: milk lines the stomache, i think we should drink some before we get down to the hardcore spirits!
kayleigh: yeah!…why not mix the milk with the hardcore spirits!
emma: that would be vulga!
kayleigh: its something new!
jonathan:c’mon andrew, you scared of a bit of a challenge!
andrew bob: course not.. you think thats a challenge, you should meet my uncle!!
shane: alright andrew! you f-cking first then!
kayleigh: right! what shall we add then?
jonathan: every possible thing we can!
andrew: yea mayte you is rocking!
jonathan: archers?
kayleigh: smirnoff?
andrew: water?
emma: andrew! water is p-ss!! if you want then you can have the sprite in ther!
james: malibu!?
zach:glens!?
andrew: ok…bring it on boys!
kayleigh: aww dnt forget the milk..!
andrew: oh yea! wheres the spoon then!
shane: you are the spoon!
andrew: f-ck off tw-t!
jonathan: go on then andrew!
andrew: alright!
(james makes more!- gl-ss for everyone)
(all down)
jonathan:woow thats nasty sh-t!
kayleigh:f-cking smoking sister!
andrew: i cant..the suspence!
emma: andrew drink it!
james: there we go guys! we have now attempted the –
kayleigh: the act of curdled milk!
james: yeah thanx
jonathan: bock bock bock andrew! chicken!
andrew:shut up jon!
(everyone decks andrew before doing a granny throw to him.
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