The Algenys
a mystical creature who strives for nothingness.
loaded with grade-a breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small african tribe.
pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. a typical algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.
during mating season the algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown indian men (that resemble peac-cks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
the algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues southeastern m-ssachusetts
the algenys’ aliases:
-al
-algenocide
-crumps
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