The Almighty
redundant. obviously should be shortened to simply the. the is awesome and has the best stories. the is everything every man ever dreamed of being. the always stops his motorcycle with an endo! the loves tabasco but hates hot stuff. every chick in the universe loves the. if you’ve gone fast, the has gone faster; with a hot chick. if you’ve jumped high, the has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the -ss. if you both got 6 packs, the drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. the should have been in the nfl, but chose a sh-tty, menial, average-paying service job instead.
dude1: i saw the hottest chick at the bar.
the almighty: i saw her first. i said, “hey, how you doin’?” and then we had s-x.
dude1: bullsh-t. shop being the.
the almighty: hey, how you doin’?
random chick that has no interest in him: ….
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