The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
a pair of brothers who host a gay s-x performance in amsterdam ent-tled the jeckel brothers gay incest spectacular!
their performance culminates after one brother c-ms inside the other brother’s -sshole. then they bend over facing away from one another and that brother squirts the c-m out of his -sshole directly into the other brother’s -n-s. they p-ss the c-m back and forth several times and finish with equal amounts of s-m-n in their -sses. for the finale, each brother puts his own legs behind his head and shoots the remaining c-m into his own mouth and swallows.
i was in amsterdam with my family and i can’t read danish very well. so i saw this sign for the amazing jeckel brothers and thought it would be some trapeze act and took the wife and the kids to go see it. needless to say my kids are scarred for life. now i’m resigned to the fact that my daughters are going to grow up and be wh-r-s, and my son is going to marry a dominatrix.
the fifth jokers card released by insane clown posse. it follows the belief that, when one dies, they will meet jake and jack jeckel, a juggling duo from the dark carnival. they juggle human hearts between themselves, and the more sins you have commited in your life, the more hearts they will juggle. if a heart is dropped, “a pit of infinite evil shall open beneath the feet of the viewer and cast the soul into an eternity of pain and suffering”. success opens the gates to shangri-la, the juggalo paradise. now, jack is the evil twin. jack will throw curves at jake, “the just”, attempting to see a ball drop and see the ground dissapear to release evil. this is one of the six ways of looking at yourself, the six joker’s cards.
“jack, throw another, jake, catch one more, they’ll try to catch all that’s in store for you.. how many souls will fall from the sky? how many souls burn wondering why?” from:”jack jeckel” on the amazing jeckel brothers
the 5th jokers card released by the insane clown posse.
the amazing jeckel brothers is my favorite jokers card.
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