the amazing jonathan


a name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a f-cktard. the “amazing” portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan “i will be amazing!” see also: raney.
dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

wow. that f-cktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

yeah, he basically f-cked himself into oblivion.

what an -sshat.

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